hi i'm alexandra and i like a lot of things.
candor born dauntless transfer. district nine. gryffindor. daughter of ares. crank. group c subject t43- the caster. i'm not very funny.
I could have had the perfect body, but it was either that or bacon. I chose bacon.
there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh
ur school wins
what is a bear with no teeth called
a gummy bear
im so alone
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
anyone who makes you feel guilty for your happiness or who mocks the things that you’re proud of is manipulative and emotionally abusive and you don’t owe them shit
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